Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Gay?
German.
Pity.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Randomize
