Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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