I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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