Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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