nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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