bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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