This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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