remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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