hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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