none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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