even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I am naked and annoyed.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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