just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
