check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Your dad touched me again.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Randomize
