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I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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