Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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