i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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