I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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