This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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