So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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