North Korea, Best Korea!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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