they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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