Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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