The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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