I will die if light touches me.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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