she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Randomize
