Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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