i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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