O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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