How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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