we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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