Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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