How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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