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If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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