May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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