I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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