quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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