meet me or not, i'm out of control
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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