I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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