woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i wish my penis had a tongue
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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