Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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