So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
the raccoons are back...
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