I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
where are my eyebrows?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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