explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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