'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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