this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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