Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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