Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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