it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
All I want is dick and wine.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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