Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
you didnt know i had herpes?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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