He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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