just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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