You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
babies were throwing up all over the place
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize